contributed by Steve Dbrockavitch
President elect Obama has announced a major shift in U.S. foreign policy. His first act as president will be to construct a “World Front Porch” in an attempt to bring about world peace. Speaking to the East Lansing Falconry Club Tuesday morning, Obama gave credit to his longtime friend and world renowned philosopher, Tracy Lawrence.
“Look, this may not be the solution, but it probably is. We may still have our problems, but at least we’d all be friends. I don’t think treating your neighbor like he’s your next of kin should be gone with the wind. And that’s change you can believe in.”
The new president has already scheduled the first meetings for the WFP, with Kim Jung Il and Hugo Chaves meeting in February for cussing and praying lessons and later in the year, David Cameron and Vladimir Putin for ice cream making, guitar lessons, and possibly the birth of some bulldog puppies.